Ramble On: The Great White North Edition
So it's eight kilometers away... is that like in miles?
 
Canadian News.
Canadian's get Braille t-shirts. Americans get Teresa's "shove it" thong. A mood killer no matter your political suasion. I get shivers just thinking about unzipping anything only to be reminded to Teresa Heinz Kerry.
High five to Meghan Keane.

Canadian Nudes.
Working in the Canadian Immigration office just got a lot more exciting. Foreign strippers planning to table dance in clubs here must now provide photos of themselves with no clothes on to qualify for a visa for Canada, immigration officials say.
"If they don't have pictures in the nude, they are not going to wiggle their bottoms in Canada." Damn straight!

Now (Canadian) Space Nerd News.
There are now two companies in the running for the ten million dollar Ansari X-prize. The Canadian da Vinci Project joins the SpaceShipOne team (the first successful private launch) in the quest to launch two flights.  Oh, Glorious competition.

Back to States...
While some people are clamoring about protecting the subways of New York from creeping over commercialization and mass corporate branding. I'm more concerned with protecting the Subways of New York from the masked bandit who's burglarized half a dozen stores demanding cash and sandwiches. Where's Jared now?
The best line: "Generally, our food is fresh and low in calories," said Narinder Singh, a franchise owner attempting to explain why Subway is robbed rather than Quiznos and the like.