I Am Gamma Enhanced.
I could tell you that every time I go to WalMart I don't look for the Hulk hands. I could promise that I do not ever chase other customer through the aisles imitating a Hulk voice and smashing my big foam gloves together.

But, I'd be lying. Who can resist talking foam hands? Not this girl.
Twice I've been asked to 'settle down.'

I think that's why I like Hulk's Diary so much. Here's a sample entry:
Bah! HULK HATE THIS. Hulk want to go to movies, but Captain America is all in Hulk's face saying Hulk have to repair damage Hulk did! WHY WE GET INSURANCE IF HULK CAN'T BREAK WHAT HULK WANTS?
Posted by: Incredible Hulk

 Well said Friend.