Daddy not willing to pay for that increase in cup size? Enlist!

Here's a new incentive to join the military: Your tax dollars are already paying for the 496 breast enlargements and 1,361 liposuction surgeries military doctors performed on soldiers and their dependents between 2000 and 2003.
"All four branches of the U.S. military can get face-lifts, breast enlargements, liposuction and nose jobs for free -- something the military says helps surgeons practice their skills."

I predict thousands of insecure suburbanites will sign up,  hoping to pay for college and be all that they can be (or at least a c-cup).


Update: I feel much better.